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Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 14, 2010

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fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.

This is fucking good music.

by Jeebus November 7, 2003

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Angry Whiteboy Music

Also Known as A.W.M.

Punk Music. Name derived from the sound or vibes given from the punk music genre.

yeh i dont get that shit my freind listens to angry whiteboy music... sounds like a bunch of whiteboys screaming or yelling about love or hatred

by Mathias Overhaul April 1, 2004

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j music central

the best music blog around.

"do you know who i am? im j music central bitch!"

by bridgettttt May 5, 2021


Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.

Wanna play some Gay Musical Chairs

by The Lord Of The Weebs November 3, 2015


Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox January 10, 2014


Pontiac Music Hall

a music venue in Springdale, arkansas that doubles as a coffee shop. It used to be pontiac dealership, thus the name. Shows are usually deathcore or grindcore, with occasional indie and alternative shows.
The Pontiac Music Hall has a distinctive smell of old books. Its very dirty looking and somewhat messy.

The audience is mostly scene kids and punks. Routine at the PMH is hanging out at in the coffee shop until the show begins, and then going and watching some of the bands in the back room with the stage. Admittance is only $7. Bands usually suck, but it's good fun to dance. The area is very small and there's usually an occasional obnoxious hardcore dancer.

The PMH is the place to be seen if you are scene.

Jenny Brokenhearts: After I straighten my hair, lets go to the Pontiac Music Hall.

Noah Skinnyjeans: Last night Hound of Hades was sick at the Pontiac Music Hall.

Guthrie: I can't wait for Saturday's show at the Pontiac music hall.

by blessthewalruskissthepenguin July 18, 2009