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you get balls deep in a girl and when she complains that it hurts to bad you pull out leave get on your bike and chain smoke many cigarettes.
yo i bet that bitch would need a cig n puss'
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Having to get out of somewhere quick.
Yo dawg, let's knuck n' buck, this party is wack co.
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A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.
Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.
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New Zealand or Maori pronounciation of fish and chips.
"Kiwis speak retarded english."
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When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.
We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)
I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.
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The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
I gotta get some bait n' tackle before I rape a bitch.
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The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
Watch out for David's glock n shock!
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