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Hot tomale

A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.

(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomale?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm a dumbass.
B: I know.

by Leslie83c May 2, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot lips

1. A complimentary term used to finalise emails or text messages to a loved one.
2. A term used when calling upon a loved one or close friend.
3. A term used when descibing an attractive female friend to ones male freinds.

1. Love you, Hot lips... x x x
2. Hey Hot lips!
3. That Amelia, shes such a hot lips

by JB40k October 31, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot lunch

latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

266๐Ÿ‘ 224๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot air

gaseous substance that occupies the majority of a homosapins cranium

"your head is full of hot air"

by blackpoem May 21, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

72๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.

-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.

by hotcarl4u September 18, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Mamma

Hot Momma A woman 35-45 years of age who finally decide to shape up, lifting weight and getting 6-pack abs so their teenage kid's friends will think they are hot, resulting in better popularity for their children and better morale for the mother who really wants teenage guys to think she's hotter than the teenage girls.

Let's hang out at his house because his mom's a hot mamma!

by Karmck July 13, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž