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How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

This is how you make a Ying Yong Omelette!

Pretty cool right?

Oh, I love eggs!

I love eggs!
How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

by I am Shaney December 17, 2020


You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.

Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!

by Nolan287 October 4, 2020


the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

by April 21, 2022


The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022


absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023


make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023


stop making love to my dad

a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing

Super sonic racing stop making love to my dad!

by darkclaw wolfgod April 15, 2022