Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions
'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'
The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time
That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!
When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad
MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned
A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad