Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole

I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad

Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.

Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

Chicken Caesar salad

Yum

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!

Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad

Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker