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Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

by DennisIsEvil April 18, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


make out take out

1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.

2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.

1.
Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out

2.
(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"

by mvwaterboy September 8, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017


Taking the 'B' Train Home

You're a huge bitch

Omg, what a bitch. she's taking the 'B' train home.

by Elio83 May 11, 2010


gotta take me outta

An expression stating ones need to exit an email trail among friends whilst within the work place.

Gotta take me outta these emails people, I am gonna get collared

by YidoRickyG September 12, 2008


The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.

STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...

by noponylovesme November 5, 2011


Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017