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The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.
Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night
Probably the coolest name ever, got plenty of cash, legend with the girls.
Texas is actually a name not only a boring state in the US.
Texas name
- Is your name Texas?
- Yes
- Dope name
- Yes
- Texas name
North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.
Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix
Your momma is a damn b texas local
The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.
Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.