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The worst 4 years to go to college. ABSOLUTELY nothing to do, with no parties, no social life, no academic life, no anything. Guys steal girls because there are an abundant amount of guys and a limited amount of girls.
A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.
The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Hey where do you go to school?"
"Um...University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown..."
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1) UCLA.
2) An incorrect nickname given to the USC, University of Southern California, by insecure UCLA students who don't want to admit that they're inferior.
I was accepted to both USC and UCLA, and gladly chose to attend USC.
UCLA was my university of second choice. An inferior safety school. Yuck.
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The Community College of Allegheny County, North Side (read: ghetto) campus. The college choice of slackers, underachievers, poor students, old people, public school grads, etc. Many people go there with the intentions of transfering to a four year school but never do. Those who can't hack it, ccac it.
" I go to North Side University. Oh, you've never heard of it? It's a highly prestigious institution. Yes, very small. Well-kept secret.. No, no its not a comumunity college. Pshh"
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The best school in Alabama for Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering. While you went off to Auburn or Alabama-Tuscaloosa we decided to stay in Huntsville, save money, make money. By the time you come back from your party school most of the people at UAH will already have houses and cars. In fact, a UAH grad might be your boss with our already 4 years of working experience. (Only in respect to Aerospace and Mechanical, we are shit at everything else).
Quickly growing despite our old and decaying buildings (ENGINEERING AND TECH HALL, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU) while new buildings are being built for faculty and staff. Students like to complain about parking, classes, and how boring it can be here.
We do not have football at this school. Instead, we have HOCKEY!
The girls at this school are tenfold better than whoever posted on here about UAH in 2005. We can credit this to the rising star of UAH, the Nursing program.
UAH Guy 1: "I go to the University of Alabama in Huntsville"
Old Guy 1: "Wow that school is hard"
UAH Guy 1 "It sure is"
UAH Guy on Reddit: "There is no damn parking here"
Random Guy: "Literally every college complains about parking your school is not any different"
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Also known as the "University of Dork". Home to Oxbridge rejects and people who were not popular at school. Famous for having the first pirate ever to be elected as SU president and run for parliament.
Other notable alumni include:
Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian
The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.
Colleges include:
Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".
James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.
Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.
Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
A student from another university meets a student from the University of York (UK).
S1: "Which uni do you go to?"
S2: "York"
S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
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Hippie School, that usually sucks, but sometimes its alright, not too many hot girls compared to other schools
what? Western washington university? Get out outa here ya stankin long haired hippie.
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Really not much better than Grand Rapids Community College and thats not saying mcuh. Its the worst college ever in a shithole town where the most popular place has poverty night just to get people in there.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where FSU is.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where Ferris State University is.
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