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Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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Another word for weed.
Give me some dat good cookie.
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Damn! That boy smell like cookies.
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A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
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When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.
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To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!
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An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g
Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.
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Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out
I'm going to Cookie Monster swirl that bitch
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