that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Cookie(s)

Another word for weed.

Give me some dat good cookie.
-OR-
Damn! That boy smell like cookies.

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Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....

Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!

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suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

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Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

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cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

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Cookie run fandom

Like most fandoms, the cookie run fandom has a good side and bad side.
The good side: people who just enjoy the game and stuff.
The bad side: people who make DRAMA out of these cookies, don’t expect to see someone on twitter attack someone for making milk cookie lighter. And the um... interesting ships. Im not talking about rare pair ships. Im talking about the adult x minor and stuff. I have saw someone say “how to not whitewash cookies with not realistic dough colors!” YOU CANNOT WHITEWASH THEM, YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. This fandom has the most annoying 13 - 14 year olds who complain about everything when.
Cookie run is a kids game, for 10+. Why are you people doing this.

Person A: Hi, I'm apart of the cookie run fandom.
Person B: Ok, are you a toxic person?
Person A: No, not at all.
Person B: K. You’re good.

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