The most annoying classmate you can ever have who screams in your ear and believes in a religion called shaggy. Hes really ugly and has blonde hair with glasses. He is also gay.
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eww..its max
max your so annoying
The best Person i‘ve ever met. Funny, beautiful, kind and the best lover in the world. I can tell him everything and he looks at me with the same eyes as bevor. I‘m truely in love with him and couldn't imagine a better Boy friend than him. He understands me even if I sometimes can't give him the love he deserves, but he still does everything to make me feel good. Even when the whole world breaks around me, he makes me smile
Being defined Max
Max is a narcissist if you know Max you’ll know him to be very prideful also quite cocky and a player. But at times could be useful for a slave. Maxes likes to find a new girl every week tends to be dramatic and loves attention. He never ever tries to consider your feelings if you know a Max drop him!!!
Person: max played me again
Person 2: I’m suing
Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.
Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.
someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.
“max sucks”
Max trinkt viel Bier, kocht nie selbst und hat stalkende Nachbarinnen. Außerdem bekommt er Geschenkkörbe von heimlichen Affären.
Max: „Kommst du kuscheln ?👀“
A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.
Guy - "Max is just the best"
Girl - "Depends which one you are talking about"