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January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
the one day of the year (nov 20th) that you and someone else have to dress up the same
happy national twin day on novemeber 20th
The day where you appreciate your twin for being there for you. (November 18) Thank your twin NOW!!!
Thanks you for everything Twin...
National twin day BITCHHH
Where you celebrate your sexy mommy’s
It’s national mommy day. Where your celebrate your hot mommys
November 15th. After Shitass, the funny man from Minecraft.
national shitass day
this thing is a whole entire joke please dont cancel me
"hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?"
The average time it take the nation to become numb towards a recent tragedy or event.
"Nothing on the news about the kid they killed 3 days ago" - National Numb Index is down to 2.5 days