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Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape
Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads
A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page
That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.
The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."
Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.
Applies to both men and women.
Everyday my timeline refreshes there's somebody I fucked in my Top 8, I must be a Top 8 Slut.
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The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.
I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.
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Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
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