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How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina
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Viciously licking and sucking on a girls pussy until she cums.
It was a vagina licking frenzy and she went nuts!
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When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself
Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina
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The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.
I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.
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possibly the single most disturbing image on the web. The first picture that comes up when large vagina is searched.
yo ed you seen that picture large vagina lady?
yeah peter it was possibly the single most disturbing image on the web.
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when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
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My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!
Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..
Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...
Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...
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