willy

when you have a log between your legs

woah look at his willy

Chicken Willie

An old term for someone that is too chicken to correct someone when they’re doing the wrong thing.

Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”

Triple wet Willy

When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.

The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.

Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now