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1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.
2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.
1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.
2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.
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Another way of saying Fuck You
alright, well BUN YOU for taking my girlfriend
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Phrase that has been over used by Kameron Messenberg.
"You are right. I'll kick your ass." --Kameron Messenberg
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In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.
Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"
sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"
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Fickle in love? Fuck you cunt. What do you know about being a friend and being a faithful lover. You're a fucking bastard. To hell with you and your inhumanity
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Something pussies who would never kill a damned thing say when they aren't going to do shit but want to sound badass.
Person 1. I'm gonna fucking Kill You.
Person 2. Shut up and go home.
Person 1. Ai'ght....bitch. *Then walks home.
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Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.
Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!
Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"
Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."
Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"
Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"
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