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The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.
"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.
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Just the fuck kidding.
Also, a bad ass way to describe the second greatest president ever (second to only the most bad ass president ever, Andrew Jackson.)
Sterling- "Stuart, I want to come out of the closet to you."
Stuart- "Golly. That'd be swell."
Sterling- "J the F K, you homo fag. Get a life.
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Donald J. Trump thinks highly of himself, but he's just a pathetic beta male cuck.
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The 45th president of the United States of America, the most controversial as well, the wall man, and the most hated president.
Donald J. Trump won office while having the unpopular vote.
"Yo dude who is the 45th president of the United States of America?"
"Bro it's Donald J. Trump"
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Being alone
Being by yourself
"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."
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donald j. trump is the 45th u.s. president. he is debatably the worst, w/ his extreme fascism, sexism, xenophobia, islamophobia, trans/homophobia, predatorial behaviour, racism, absolute stupidity, narcissism, senility, & ugliness (inside & out)
Donald J. Trump supporter: "our president is a great comedian!"
ppl w/ dignity & an education: "u mean ur president is a great clown?"
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Old stereotypes die hard. Just ask the undergrads here, and they will tell you that yes, "Miami is ‘J. Crew U.'": "The typical student is white, relatively wealthy, equipped with their parents' credit card, good-looking, and only seen in the hottest fashions." (We're serious about the fashions: "Students dress up for their 8 a.m. classes," one student claims.). But students are adamant that there are two "sides of the J. Crew U. stereotype. To be sure, if you look at Miami U. from the Goodyear Blimp, it is J. Crew U. If you looked at Miami U. under a microscope and saw students interacting in everyday situations, you would see another school entirely." One undergrad observes that "minorities seem to be in short supply." Another calls "this student body composition . . . self-perpetuating."
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