4-9-3-11

Dick. D is the fourth letter in the alphabet, I is the ninth letter in the alphabet, C is the third letter in the alphabet and K is the eleventh letter in the alphabet.

I prefer an uncircumsized 4-9-3-11

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Shelz 4 Jelz

A joke that is just really really old....really old

Q:Did u hear about SHelz n Jelz?
A:Well, that was 3 MONTHS AGO so i think we shodul get alife and stop talking about it
Q:Good idea

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Play Station 4

only gays use this. If you're straight, and/or have a huge bulging peen, you most likely have an Xbox.

Man did you see gay rick? he was on Play Station 4 last night. Gay.

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4 finger up

I'm secretly in love with my sister's friend

get the 4 finger up

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4:30-45

Some random guy begs to get drunk alone in a Discord server for 15 minutes from the 30-45s

"Hey man it's 4:30-45"
"Holy shit man, I wanna get drunk!"
"kay, we'll have 2 beers please"

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55 X 4's

55 yards sprinted 80%-100% 4 times through per set. many sets ensue.

coach: okay guys, we've only got 8 sets of 55 X 4's today, 14 sets of GPP, and 15 100 yd. dashes
everyone else: (trying to act like they're not defeated)

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4-fingered Scarlet Cheek

when a individual belonging to either to the male or female species has just been thwacked in his/her face for reasons unknown to him/her and a four-fingered scarlet mark has been left on the thwacked cheek.

Dawson: "why do you have red marks on your face dude?"
Winston: "hey man, its not red marks... the label is 4-fingered scarlet cheek man! it's alright... i'll survive i got busted for not paying my dues"

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