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The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.
My friends are planning on celebrating Straight Pride Month.
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Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.
"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"
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The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
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When a homosexual male acts, dresses, or shares characteristics of a heterosexual male. Typically involves dressing in frat apparel or enjoying sports and other heterosexual activities.
Ethan had some straight boy flare last night with his Atlanta United jersey.
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Acting like you are better then someone else. Also acting as if you are part of the male bond.
Dan why are you Straight Buddy Cuzin' me?
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The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
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It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other
Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!
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