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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP April 9, 2018


Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.

Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?

by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013


Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023


Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .

Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?

by The Mica April 4, 2019


burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes

Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?

by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017


bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 15, 2015


Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 13, 2010