A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.
Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!
The love of my life and the only reason I am alive. He gives me a hope for humanity and hope that my love life isn’t going to shit. I love you baby
- Ash
A Micaela lover thinks about touching her, fingering her and having sex with her
Alex: Did Daniel Tejada just touch her aging and get wet
Javier: Ya he always gets wet when he sees her our sits next to her
phrase popularized on an internet video in which his friends gives this response when Daniel wears different outfits. Often associated with Daniel's white vans.
*someone wearing white vans walks in* "Damn, Daniel!"
A phrase and a meme keyed in 2016 by twitter account @josholzz. Lots of people say it to friends, and it is blowing up over the internet. It was a video of a man chasing his friend Daniel, complimenting his outfit and shoes.
Damn, Daniel! Back at it again in the white vans!
1. The new "What Are Those."
2. Something you scream/yell at someone when they have white Vans on.
Josh : Damn, Daniel!
Josh :Damn, Daniel!
Josh : Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans!
Josh : Damn, Daniel!
Josh: Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans! Thirsty, man!
The true epitome of woe, this man is so entrapped in his own sadness that the world around him is a grey cloud
Everything is going wrong for me rn, I'm such a Daniel Paxton