Adam is a human being, but may not know it.
Person: Omg is that an Adam! I can tell! He's a human with swag
Guy with an insanely huge set of genitalia. Adam is a dorky yet funny dude who everyone loves, he also will probably have glasses in live in a dumb state like Minnesota or Nebraska. Like Adam and Eve but less of eve. He’s all around a great dude who will probably end up with a crazy country girl.
Person 1:you know that guy Adam?
Person 2: yeah? He’s cute as hell!
exclamation used when your brother blows away you sick vape cloud.
*blows vape cloud on table*
//blows it away//
"ADAM"
Has a big nose and face full of pimples and acne scars. Thinks he’s god but really lame af. Thinks he can rap but all his songs suck really bad. Might be good at frestyling tho. Oh his dick is like discolored like a popsicle brown on the bottom pink on the top. Don’t be friends with Adam he fucking sucks and is wack af. Might give you an std be ware.
Adam:yo like I know how to rap check it
Anyone:shut the fuck up you suck !
You'll be lucky if you ever stumble upon + fall in love with an Adam ;)
Oh, Adam, I fell in love with him in an instant. I will never stop loving him.