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A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
On April 20 you go out and have fun catch some floppers or even slurp fish but make sure you go fishing
National stand on business day. On this day you stop being a bum ass loser and stand on business.
“My bf cheated on me but I don’t want it hurt his feelings”
GIRL STFU, HE DON’T LOVE YOU ITS APRIL 20 STAND ON B U S I N E S S. Period.
National do whatever to your crush and they can’t say no day
me: bro can we make out
crush: what no
me: bro it’s april 20
crush: aw dang
National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself
April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself
Aye You know it’s April 20 national tyon day “yeah Long live tyon”
This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.
-A💛
Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉