Those boredline unusable cabinets above the fridge that noone under 6 foot 3 can reach without a cherry picker
Man fuck them Billy cabinets
Nah bro that's where I stash my shit lol
Fat fuck who loves to shit on facetime
A gay ginger midget that no one loves not even his parents
you:"oh god Billy F. is coming"
friend:" QUICK HIDE! HE MIGHT WANT TO BUM YOU!"
When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member
Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.
The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
Just an old chunk of coal who’s going to be a diamond someday and although he passed recently, he will live forever through his banging tunes and the memory he left in all our hearts.
Billy Joe Shaver just passed, truly a sad day for the parish,