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1. A diss used as a lame comeback.
Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.
The sixth level of Dante's Inferno
"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"
North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
A high school in Las Cruces New Mexico that’s filled with nerds. Anytime you have a conversation with someone from Arrowhead, they always tell you “i’M gRaDuAtiNg hiGh sChOoL with my aSoCiAtEs dEgReE.” Instead if saying “I have English next period,” they say “I’ve got AP English 3 Honors next.”
Oh that kid’s smart, he must go to Arrowhead Park Early College.
Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.
"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."
"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."
A school in victoria that is known for it's crazy karen teachers. Toilets are filled with kids vaping during class times and there is only one open toilet. Everyone wears casual clothes it doesn't look like a school at all!
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Mill park secondary college.
Person: You mean Karen academy?
Me: Yes.
Person: That's sad
Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.
“What college do u go to” oh I go to Mohawk valley community college” “what are u a crack head”