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“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“
When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
That kid has david disease.
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"
woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio
Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together
Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.
Two people who dated but can’t seem to let go of each other no matter how much no contact they go through they always find away back to each other. No matter how many horrible situations they go through no matter how much they block or unadd each other someway they will go back to each other. Most of the time they don’t see it and think they don’t need each other but in reality they need each other and they will find a way back to each other
Messi: You guys are like Giuli and David
Willito: Oh i hope we find each other again