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Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
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A highly-rated T.V. show in which a mannamed Johny was hit by a truck on the free-way, and was put into a coma for nearly over 2 years or so. The 'dead zone' refers to the part of the brain where doctors say, "No one can tap into" when some guy who was hit by a truck can? The dead zone of the brain can let you see where the future leads to, in whatever object or person you touch.
Johny closed his eyes and placed his hand over the cellphone bill he had just received in the mail. Almost instantly did he see that Nokia, indeed, was charging him 15$ a minute for his cellphone usage.
If only the rest of us could get powers like that.
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Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.
How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.
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to do somthing but accomplish nothing
standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog
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Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.
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Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
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1: Someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. So you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. Your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. Then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he's fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.
2: Victoria Jennings
She was so drop dead gorgeous i thought i would faint!
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