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DO 1 ! make a person feel unwanted
could possibly give them the impression their not supposed to be around here. They may consider going somewere else!.
oi mate do 1 ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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person 1: I dare you to ride a dog naked
person2: I don't feel comfortable doing that
person1: Do it for the vine!!!!
person2:Fine (falls off dog and breaks arm)
person1: That was awesome
person2: Shut the fuck up and help me
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A man who's gut sticks out further than his Dick-Do.
WHOA! Get a load of that guy's Dick-Do!
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Doing a Rosie - something being embarrassingly amusing, or amusingly embarrassing.
Comes from people believing Rosie to be a ditsy name.
Rosie: I fell out of bed last night and didn't realise.
Person: That sounds about right for a Rosie.
Rosie: What do you mean?
Person: Well it would make sense that a Rosie Did a Rosie
Rosie: What's Doing a Rosie?
Person: Doing something a Rosie would do, you know, something embarrassing or silly.
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Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."
Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."
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To attempt to prevent the contents of your cuppa from leaking by putting two lids on it in a V-formation, resembling the head of a Dalek.
Why do they always have those little pinholes in the coffee cup lids? I always do the Dalek on my cup so it doesn't spill when I take it to work!
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Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair
Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her
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