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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!

girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!

by SecretGarden May 13, 2010

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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.

man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.

by miniburch May 7, 2009

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Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.

For e.g

What a douche shot it is?

by Heaven20 October 26, 2010

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Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*

Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!

by Smexie Emo November 12, 2006

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Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010

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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.

"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."

by batmanuelle December 2, 2010

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douche bag

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 10, 2011

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