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Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
An Ethan is the kind of person who get pleasured by Fortnite kills. Ethans tend to think with their dick and not their head… don’t be an Ethan
“I am horny, imma play Fortnite”
“Dude don’t be an Ethan”
The idiot who dates your sister then sorta dates you then goes to your best friend. But thats ok because he is your best friend even tho you like him alot but who cares right??
ETHANS GIRLFRIEND:Hey look its ethan..........
Me; oh yea....ok bye
he twerks in front of a camera
Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?
jekin: sure why not
ethan: *twerks*
jenkin: oh no stop
ethan: no haha
He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
Ethan is perfection. He is that guy that can make you laugh anywhere anytime. When you are together you feel safe, happy and at ease. Talking to him makes you forget all the bad things for a while. Hes is very good at acting not in a theatrical type of way, but in the way he can put on a smile mask to make everyone happy. No matter his feelings.He is the guy that a girl would stay up all night to think about and cry over.Ethan is many things, to many to describe often when u are with him you feel like your on cloud 9. He is the type of guy to listen to everything you have to say and never judge one word. I hope that he will always have someone to listen to his problems so they aren't kept in bottles. Because Ethan. he deserves the world.