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When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.
When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
When you fuck someone without telling them you have STDs, like a trojan virus.
"Ahh, I think I got Trojan horsed!"
A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.
Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.
A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.
That is a real tree horse house cat!
To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.
“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”
A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.
"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"