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Kevin always yells at you when you die in a video game.
You can't do a Kevin on me
Kevin
Kevin is kind, caring, amazing and the best (boy)friend you can have. Even though I haven't know him for a long time I know he is the one I need. He is too perfect to be true, thats why I didn't trust him enough. He told me I was everything he wants in life, that I was the girl he wants to wake up to, that I am special, that he would never leave me. I wish I never argued with him. He didn't deserve me, but still wanted me. When I got mad again a few weeks back, he told me he didn't feel the same as he did in the beginning. I wish he could forgive me. I learned my lesson, I hope everything will be alright.
I really need you in my life Kevin and I'm sorry for everything. For making you do something you didn't want yet, for arguing with you about something stupid, for not understanding you, for only thinking about myself, for not trusting you. I didn't realise how wrong I was untill you weren't talking to me as you used to. You are the (boy)friend I never had in my life, you are my twin, my soulmate. You understood me like no one did. We are the same person. Without you in my life I'd be so lost.
I hope you forgive me and I promise I will never do that again and this time I really won't. And if I do you can leave me. I hope we can still be friends if you don't want me as your girlfriend. I hope I can get your hug for the first time after you have forgiven me, the hug you promised me. I want you, only you. I love you.
who is that? Kevin the person you need in your life.
Never pluralize his word. Hottest guy you'll ever meet.
"Kevin is so cute! oh shit, he's coming! what do I say??"
"uh h-hi!"
"sup bitches"
Kevin, born into a Generation of the 70's, is the Male identifying equivalent form of a Karen, Maybe they're related, Who knows, All we Know is Kevin, aged 52, Married twice, divorced once with 2 kids and step-dad to 2 more, is the epitome of self-pity, no doubt Married to a Karen, or divorced one to marry another Karen... Kevin has a gross tendency to complain about the next generation not being hard workers. Or, in other cases, moans about how much respect "kids these days" don't have.. if American - Is most likely a Right Leaning Christian with "Strong Morale Values" that conflict with the true meaning of Equality and basically any Human Right..
Daniel: "Isn't your brother's name Kevin"
Owen: "Brother? Nah fam, not just his name, He IS a Kevin"
Daniel: "Fuck man.. Sorry to hear that"
Owen: "Nah man, I'm not Sorry, I'm sorry for their kids being raised by a Karen and a Kevin"
Daniel: "oh, fuuuuuuuck, that's so sad!!"
He's the sweetest boy you will evert meet and I mean that, so kind and considerate and has a ton of friends. He also has great humor, a great laugh, and a great smile and tbh there's just nothing not to like about him he's like a little angel :) He also has great hygiene and style and is also a great hugger and gamer, ALSO if Kevin does get mad at you-- you have to have done something really stupid or WRONG so make sure you fix urself. But all and all he is literally the perfect friend and or companion and I wouldn't trade him for the world <3