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When a person is thin and has a big butt
Guy : Damn girl you are light thicc
Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.
Had sex with a female while on her period
Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?
Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪
A light weapon that scales off of will power in the game deepwoken and has some terrible animations they look cool but its so hard to parry them
"I just got sent to the depths by some lights final toll void walker
A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.
Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.