Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.
A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.
There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis
Alias used are...
The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.
"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."
"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"
Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???
Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.
Connor Murray is a long head.
A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher
All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.
a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.