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a woman's pussy that smell bad.
when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.
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It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.
I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?
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A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
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A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager
Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!
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a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.
i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.
hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.
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shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.
Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business
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A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.
“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”
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