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A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.
I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.
A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.
I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.
The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)
He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.
A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.
Attracts only ones and fours
How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster
to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
my son got fat by the cookie monster
Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.