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A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.
"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”
“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”
A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will
"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick