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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
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The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start
if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own
Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
I play human fruit Ninja all the time
When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.
I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!
when you and the bois become sad
Friend: what time is it?
you: it's sad ninja hours 😔
Friend: oh 😔