beer welding mask

The extreme of beer goggles.

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.

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beer trojan

In other words, a coozie. Commonly, a blown rubber, neoprene, or foam wrap into which a beer can or bottle is placed in order to keep that beer cold and refreshing.

Toss me a beer trojan, Stelly, my beer is sweatin' out chills in this heat.

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blood beer

In Washington everybody can swap a pint of his own blood for a pint of beer.

In any washington bar:

-hey, how're u?what would you like?
-i'm a blood donor.so, a pint of blood beer, please.

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4-Beer Queer

A person who drinks 4 beers and becomes sick and throws up from the alcohol

"man chris how much have you had?!?"
"four beers dude (barf)"
"AWWW man chris stop being such a 4-Beer Queer"

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Freer's First Beer

A drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.

Each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.

The first to "drink their weight" in beer wins.

This is a game for men and if you're a bitch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise

If Mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers Mitch needs to drink to beat his friends

Rutger: "you guys down to play freer's first beer tonight before we go out?"

Elliot: "yea just as long as you don't projectile vomit again"

Mitch: "(chuckle) i remember my first beer"

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Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

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beer pong

The stench of stale beer. Most often experienced the morning after a party. Is also encountered in the keg room of respectable bars, or ubiquitously in dives.

Poo-whiff! beer pong!

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