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When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
I applied the movie theater rule as I chose my seat from the seats availiable.
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If a female does not enter within 10 seconds of a porno that is showing naked males it is a gay film but if a female enters the film within ten seconds it is not a gay film. AT ALL!
Hey Bob why are you watching gay porn? Oh its not gay if a female enters the film within 10 seconds. That's the 10 second rule
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According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.
Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.
Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.
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when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!
this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.
if you don’t reply within 6 minute, you automatically lose what ever argument is taking place
Sara Beth didn't reply within six minutes, therefore she lost the argument due to the six minute rule
sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later
"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."
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