Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.
It’s national smoke dead oppz day
National dead oppz day is the best holiday
This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.
When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.
“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”
Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!
I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
Having sex and getting head from a girl
She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
When you get a new whip and you take it out for a smoke
Hey Dan, have you take that new Merc out for a smoke