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when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
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What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?
Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!
Me- Wow, thanks!
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The song you sing to get rid of thots. Also a remix try to guess which song is the og song.
Thots: Hey
You: Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes
Thots: Vanish
No explanation for this either
Me:I Love you so much you mean the world to me
Abby: stfu you moron
When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
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the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J
nice one.
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"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?
Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?
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