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A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
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When you purposefully lie to yourself about your opinions on a piece of media to make yourself feel that your own opinions are different or unique.
ClosetedPedophile32: “Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man.”
HyperboreanLifter88: “You are a massive faggot who suffers from Reddit Syndrome. Get help.”
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When you or someone else starts something and at first everything seems to be working fine. Then it quickly turns into a disaster or epic fail.
Al: Bob, how's that house you're building coming along?
Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.
Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
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Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.
John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!
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To copy one's facial expressions and hand gestures.
Tavia syndrome is commonly caught from hanging around the rare, Tavi-is Mar-tis. Very rare species indeed.
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When you verbally/ mentally say: " I can do what he/ she can do."
You see someone jumps a motorcycle, its your 3rd time riding ( 3rd times the charm ) and you think: " I can do that. " and attempt it. Usually something goes wrong, thus the Superman Syndrome.
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When a hardware or software company, often gaming related, produces half-arsed releases in an attempt to increase their profit margins.
"Hey man, you getting one of the new consoles?"
"720p at <60 fps in 2014, nah lol, complete EA syndrome"
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