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2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.
i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-
grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A derogatory and slanderous name for a woman who is sexually promiscuous with numerous asshole men who treat her badly . This term may have been used a century ago comparing women to horses but it took root in the late 1960's basically among counter/counter culture long haired redneck white supremacist Harley riding, drinking, drugging, hell raising mysoginists It implies that the speaker of the term is too good for the woman he is critisizing.
One male to another :" Man she looks like she been rode hard and put away wet". His buddies reply: " Yeah I wouldn't even fuck her with ur dick+"
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You have to flirt with your crush for an entire day but have to be sexy and not make it to obvious but also make it obvious
National flirt hard with your crush day is the day when you give your crush nick names and cute pick up lines
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A personality created by two intellegent track stars, explaining the way of life of a runner. This concept strategically combines the partying lifestyle of many teens and adults these days, with the running lifestyle of the few adults, and many teens. As many may know, there is a "Train Hard, Party Harder Personality", where runners favor their party life over the life they live on the field.
Well, this is the more serious approach on running, where after downing a few great drinks in record time, one may choose to celebrate through binge running; as opposed to justifying binge drinking as the reward for a good run or race.
You may think having the best time on the field makes you the better runner, but the most balanced runner/partier has you beat.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Jenny: Party tonight!
Gabby: Run tonight!
Jenny: Let's run to the party, and then run back! "Party hard, Run Harder Concept!"
Gabby: Well, that's just fantastic!
Jenny: Super!
Jenny: Hey, it's about time we crank out a 2 minute mile!
Gabby: No, no, Jenny. We've been running nonstop all season. We need to take a break.
Jenny: You're right.
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Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
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