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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
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Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start
if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own
Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
I play human fruit Ninja all the time
When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.
I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!