Third City of the UK

According to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city or should it be called a town?

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Manchester is the third city of the UK and therefore lags way behind its more properous, better educated and much larger rival, Birmingham, the true second city of the UK.

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kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

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kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

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Second City of the UK

Birmingham - a wonderful metropolis at the heart of the UK with a population of more than one million people making it unrivalled by any other UK city.

A city which gave the world the Steam Engine and hence the Industrial Revolution, JRR Tolkein and Lord of the Rings, Cadburys Chocolate, the Mini, Magnetic Levitational Transport, Land Rover, Celluloid the world's first plastic...the list is endless!

I am a proud Brummie from Birminghan the Second City of the UK

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bold city girl

Originally defined in The Shins song of the same name. A girl who exists soley to look good and rip people apart

Look at that bold city girl. Shes got a fat ass

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Dick Slap City

To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.

Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!

Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!

Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!

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city girl summer

A time for all my bad bitches to shake some ass and get drunk , we 10/10 don’t care what men think anymore and we are living our best life’s periodt

I didn’t choose the city girl summer it chose me

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