You (no takebacks) <3333
Person 1:who is the most beautiful person in the world??
Person 2: the person reading this on their screen
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Anyone who replies sarcastically or in words with no meaning to another individual attempting to make a group gathering.
Mostly occurs over social media in group chats such as Snapchat and Instagram, or said allowed in person.
The phrase is to be said in response to the replier in order to undercut their sarcastic attitude.
Aidan: Who wants to watch a movie tonight?
Ethan: Chicken
Aidan: Funny man in a funny world hehe
My mom and dad are hide and seek enthusiasts and are going to the Middle East to find Osama bin Laden to become the new hide and seek champion of the world.
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The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.
Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."
"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
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A girl who you think is perfect for you. Like the girl I have a crush on, she is perfect. Love you Jenny!!!
Love, Buddy.
Me: I LOVE Jenny!!! She is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!
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A shithole of toxic, classless, tasteless, mannerless, characterless, uncultured, lifeless high school dropouts doing shits all day who have no idea of what life is or how to live life.
โ Hey, she ate poison! She needs to vomit! But she says she can't. What do we do?
โ Tell her to join The Crazy World (TG Group) for a minute. She'll die puking.
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Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.
Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"
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