A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.
“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”
A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3
" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.
Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?
Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.
It is the most shittest school you can go in of the the whole of England even the world
Oh I fucking hate that school named yew tree primary
When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.
"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."
The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.
Yo son, you got that sticky tree?
Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!
"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES