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to hide something from someone else.
We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!
When you are still with someone but you feel single.
When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.
I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.
pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
The Turtle Cub is a epic creature created by @polarbearcari on Instagram along with the help of @alex.royale.high. It is a creature that is a turtle with a polar bear duck taped to its sheep, wry cool indeed. It likes chipotle as a snack
The Turtle Cub gonna eat you
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.
I'm doing the turtle spin.